My Schedule:
6:30 a.m.- wake up and rattle door on crate so Kasha wakes up
6:31 a.m.- lay head down and pretend to be sleeping so Kasha does not think I tried to wake her up.
7:00 a.m. Eat, poop, and what not
7:15 dig a hole in the middle of the lawn
7:30-8:00 Sunbathe and look at Kasha like I did not just ruin her lawn
8:00 hang out inside and wait for baby to spit up so I can lick up milk
9:00 chew on squeaky toy until Kasha goes crazy
9:30-12:00 p.m. nap
12:00 p.m. to 12:01 Eat lunch
12:02-2 p.m. nap
2- 2:30 chew on other squeaky toy until Kasha goes crazy
3:00 wait until Kasha is preoccupied with baby and steal baby's toy or pacifier to chew on
3:15-5:30 Sleep until LOVER comes home (a.k.a Kasha's husband)
5:30 cuddle and play with Lover until dinner time
6:00 eat dinner
6:05 pretend to like baby in case spit up occurs again
6-8 p.m. follow LOVER around everywhere he goes
8-8:15 Rest heavy head on coffee table
8:15 Go and lay in crate without being told so LOVER does not believe Kasha when she tells him I have been a bad dog
8:16- look extra cute
8:17- sleep with occasional bad dreams so Kasha wakes up thinking the baby is crying.