How To Properly Hug a Baby

I in no way take credit for this post. This was an email that I loved and I believe the author is www.longfam.net/ Victor Long. I don't think I would appreciate my Africa hugging my son, as sweet as this is.

Instructions for properly hugging a baby:
1. First, uh, find a baby.


2. Second, be sure that the object you found was
indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.


3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the
hugging process.

. The 'paw slide'

4. Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.



5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to
achieve the best photo quality.